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Babylon Bee: Tragic -- Doomsday prepper dies before the world ends

Section: Daily Dispatches

From the Babylon Bee, Jupiter, Florida
Saturday, April 4, 2025

AVANT PRAIRIE, Texas -- In an ironic twist of fate, family members of a local doomsday prepper announced that he had died before the world ended.

Hank Klepper, a longtime believer that the United States would someday be invaded by China and everyone would be forced to eat rice, was found dead of a heart attack during a wellness check after he failed to accept a Door Dash delivery.

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"He must have been really disappointed to not see the fall of civilization," said Walt Berkman, a close friend of Klepper. "He'd been preparing for the end as long as I had known him. Such a shame for him to make it this far only to miss out." ...

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